"Ron DeSanctimonious promised voters he would practically move to Iowa to bolster his struggling operation in the First in the Nation state. A devastating new poll from the Des Moines Register and NBC further proves DeSanctus has the political acumen of a gnat. He’s actually dropped so low he’s tied with Birdbrain, while President Trump has extended his lead over the entire field. 

In a trend that is all too common for DeSanctus, the more money he spends and the more people meet him, the lower his poll numbers go down. 

His campaign loves to tout they are visiting all 99 counties in Iowa, but is it really effective if the only people who show up to see him are staffers and Jeff Roe’s out-of-state employees? 

So you would expect Ron to be pounding the pavement in Iowa and trying to change voters' minds one at a time like a real candidate. Nope. This moron spent his day at the Miami Dolphins game with some randos instead of doing actual campaign work. Maybe he took some cues from his low-level staffer Christina Pooshaw who previously spent an important political weekend not campaigning, but instead taking the day off to go to NASCAR. Team DeSanctus aren't killers, they're clout chasers who aren't willing to do whatever it takes to win.

You can see it in Ron's dead eyes and clenched smile, he's given up already."