KISS OF DEATH: DeSantis — Little League Brain in A Major League World

November 08, 2023

 
 
Welcome to Trump Country, Ron! This is the state that you’ve been neglecting since you announced your disaster of a campaign earlier this year. Instead of solving the issues Floridians face, you’ve been off gallivanting in private planes and auditioning for a MSDNC contributor contract once your dumpster fire campaign is snuffed out.
 
A new report from the Washington Post details DeSanctus’ diminished power and how he will face a reckoning when he returns to Tallahassee. No longer will Ron rule with an iron fist at lawmakers who are no longer concerned about him retaliating for ditching his failed candidacy.
 
The boy king has turned into a boy imbecile.
 
DeSanctus and his fellow loser candidates will be at the B-Show (aka the debate) tonight where they will each argue why they are electable in a general election. The truth is that they aren’t even electable for dog catcher after President Trump and MAGA are done with them.
 
— Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson
 
 

With mere hours to the third GOP undercard debate between single-digit candidates for the title of first loser, Ron DeSanctimonious is strapping on his high heels extra tight as Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley has promised to clean his clock on the debate stage.

 

A new report from The Financial Times reveals one of Ron's top donors is considering weighing throwing his support behind President Trump

 

“I’ve got to look at who would probably be the strongest commander, with the most experience . . . And that’s only one guy,” Bigelow told the Financial Times.


“Who would you want as a commander? I’d want somebody that would be a hell of an ass kicker if he needed to be,” he said. “On the face of it, you lean toward Trump.”

 

Meanwhile, the Washington Examiner offers a terminal prognosis of the DeSanctimonious campaign, writing that DeSanctus is "running out of opportunities to change the trajectory of his campaign," calling tonight's undercard debate DeSanctus' "last stand."

 

President Trump holds a commanding lead in Florida—leading DeSanctimonious by a whopping 39 points, with 60% support compared to DeSanctus's embarrassing 21% support in his own state. 

 

THE MESSENGER - Trump Dominates DeSantis in Florida’s Cuban-Heavy Hialeah

 

THE FINANCIAL TIMES - Ron DeSantis’s biggest donor is considering backing Donald Trump

 

THE HILL - Trump holds 39-point lead over DeSantis in Florida poll